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    February 04

    写给大洋彼岸的愚昧和元宝,你们妒嫉去吧!

    今天终于和平越加盐约上了,大老远就看见一大高个紧着葫芦脑袋上那几根儿草,没多看第二眼我就知道是他,我老远给他拨一电话:“你能别老葫芦你头发么?!”他说:“你怎么还一扭一扭的?!”
    等加盐到了,平大越坐好了就说:“能见你们丫真不容易!”
    我们去吃的烤串,平越形容了半天,结果就是我说那地方,绕了不小一大圈,那吃饭得地方叫“烤串儿旺”,平越一再重申,“旺”是一声。
    我们在一个靠窗户得地方坐下,加盐说:“能不能来点硬货?”
    之后可想而知点的确实够硬,我唯一点的绿菜,还由于那服务员较比面,没点上。
    席间,张嘉盐吃了一串大腰子,吃的背儿香,还问我和平越要不要,我们俩说:“还是你比较需要!”
    平越则是为了配合照相,脱了一次衣服,摘了一次眼镜,
    之后一直在说:“这张我笑的太大了,不好不好!”
    “这张显得太凶了,不好不好!”
    “这张我没准备好”
    “这张我得脱了衣服”
    他反正得瑟了好一阵子,他最后的要求是,只有他同意的照片才让在校内圈出来。
    平越一如既往的喝了一盆酸辣汤,他号称那是人间美味。
    我们聊啊,笑啊,吃啊,乐啊,吃走了一批换来另一批,吃一桌子竹签子,让我有一种日本鬼子来扫荡的感觉
    平越说:“那天我们高中同学聚会,人家都开始聊以后找什么工作了,我还跟人家蛋b呢!”
    我说:“ 你下次跟他们说,我有俩初中同学,一吃饭就聊生男的生女的!”
    这次聚会,张嘉盐忘了带钱包……更恐怖的是,钱包里有他和兵哥哥的小秘密……
    然后她就像丢了魂儿似的,说:“完了完了,完了完了,这要是被发现了……我宁愿我得钱包丢了!”
    然后平越特别有准儿地说:“以后你买三个一包的。”
    然后,张嘉盐着急麻慌的往家跑,平越又葫芦了葫芦头发找女同学去了,我就回来写流水账了。
     
    等等!!就在我即将结束这篇流水账的时候,加盐发来短
    "钱包里东西没有被发现,老娘我得心是落地了!”
     
     
     
     
     
     

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    梦溪wrote:
    老袁你思想还没我复杂呢你,这都不明白。
    还是我思想太过复杂?

    加盐问你俩吃不吃这心里肯定虚着呢,心想这要是你俩说吃她就完了
    Feb. 5
    Foeman Nafwrote:
    三个一包的什么?
    Feb. 5

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